party jokes....
dah beberapa hari aku bace buku tu... mmg menarik.. byk giler lawak2 yg mmg lawak aaa... susah nak terangkan tahap lawak dia... let me share a few with u all...
--->Three turtles decided to go on a picnic. They packed their lunches and went down to the river, but before they could begin eating, it started to rain. They decided that one of them must go back for an umbrella. The smallest turtle finally offered to go if the others would promise not to eat the sandwiches while he was gone. They agreed.
They waited a day, a week, a month, until finally a year had gone by. Still their companion did not return. One turtle then said to the other, "He's not coming back. Let's go ahead and eat the sandwiches." Just then, the little turtle stuck his head from behind a nearby bush and said, "If you do, I won't go."
--->A man went to a bar on the tenth floor of a hotel, sat down and had a couple of drinks. After a while he stood up, announced loudly that he had enough, went over and jumped out of the window. Two men who were sitting at a window table watched in horror as this man plummetted to certain death. However as he was just about to hit the ground, he righted himself up and landed gracefully. Naturally the two men were amazed.
The guy came back into the bar, ordered a few drinks and repeated the process. The two men at the window seat were astounded ! And when the guy came back and repeated the procedure yet another time, the two men stopped him before he jumped and asked him how on earth he did that. He replied "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself up and land on the ground without any problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again.
The two men decided that they just had to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT!..... made a mess hitting the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy had made it back to the bar. When he sat down to order his drinks, the bartender said "Superman, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk!"
--->The lawyer's son wanted to follow his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, Father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
cukuplaa utk kali ni.. penat dah tulis... byk lagi sebenarnye... lain kali plak laa aku tulis plak.... hehe
--->Three turtles decided to go on a picnic. They packed their lunches and went down to the river, but before they could begin eating, it started to rain. They decided that one of them must go back for an umbrella. The smallest turtle finally offered to go if the others would promise not to eat the sandwiches while he was gone. They agreed.
They waited a day, a week, a month, until finally a year had gone by. Still their companion did not return. One turtle then said to the other, "He's not coming back. Let's go ahead and eat the sandwiches." Just then, the little turtle stuck his head from behind a nearby bush and said, "If you do, I won't go."
--->A man went to a bar on the tenth floor of a hotel, sat down and had a couple of drinks. After a while he stood up, announced loudly that he had enough, went over and jumped out of the window. Two men who were sitting at a window table watched in horror as this man plummetted to certain death. However as he was just about to hit the ground, he righted himself up and landed gracefully. Naturally the two men were amazed.
The guy came back into the bar, ordered a few drinks and repeated the process. The two men at the window seat were astounded ! And when the guy came back and repeated the procedure yet another time, the two men stopped him before he jumped and asked him how on earth he did that. He replied "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself up and land on the ground without any problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again.
The two men decided that they just had to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT!..... made a mess hitting the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy had made it back to the bar. When he sat down to order his drinks, the bartender said "Superman, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk!"
--->The lawyer's son wanted to follow his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, Father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
cukuplaa utk kali ni.. penat dah tulis... byk lagi sebenarnye... lain kali plak laa aku tulis plak.... hehe
posted by a.z.i.d.i @ 12:32 am
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